- to the birthday girl -
happy birthday boo! you're finally 15. now it won't seem like you're two years younger than me, when it's acc one 😍. (best you catch up quick~)
hope you enjoy your bday cake ^^ make sure to eat the whole thing by yourself and get fat so that IM the only skinny legend around <33 i dont have any big presents cuz i wouldnt want to waste my inadequate amount of money on you, but hopefully this lil website should be enough to satisfy your unsatisfiable greed. and if you do get any presents from your family or any other fake friend of yours, make sure to send a pic 😘 and share them w me ofcc <33 (we`re one remember? dont be greedy)
hope you enjoy your lil present i acc spent time and energy on, and feel free to pay me physical dirhams, any amount above 50dhs should be enough.
love, your master
i was laughing my ass out so HARD while making this, my stomach hurt 😭 even mercy couldn't stop giggling
- a little gallery for our little plum plum -
hover on the images
so fucking hard getting any images, ur brother barely did his job